英语话剧~~武松打虎

出场曲——《上海滩》

武松：Hello! I am Wu Song. The most handsome, the most famous, the most

clever man in Liang Shan. I am going home to kill my sister Pan jinlian! She killed

my brother Wu dalang. I told my sister Pan jinlian was dangerous. But My brother

still married her. 唉….You know she is dangerous.(舞曲——《dangerous》跳舞)

(客栈牌子飘过)：A restaurant! Good. I am hungry. Waiter! Wine! The best win

小二：Hi, sir. （檫桌子）Sit down please. （行礼）Would you like XO, Er Guo

Tou, Mao Tai, or Qing Dao beer?（展示酒）

武松：（抓头发）How much is the XO?

小二：1000( 展示酒)。

武松：Open…Open…..(喷嚏)（小二将酒瓶起开）

武松：（面怒，片刻无语）Open the window please！Not the wine. I want some

er guo tou! It’s strong enough.

小二 ：You….You…..(敢怒不敢言, 转身倒碗二锅头)，Ok. Here you are.

武松：Anything to eat?

小二：Would you like sandwiches, hamburgers, bread, or pizza?

武松：Ten pizzas, please.

小二: Here you are!

武松：(喝一口酒）Good wine, very good wine!

（小二上了两碗酒，武松喝了，却是不再倒了）

武松：I want more wine. Why not serve me?

小二：Sir, More pizzas OK, more wine no way!

武松：(生气) Why? I have money! (怒喝，将钱拍在桌上)

小二：Look! ( “三碗不过冈”牌子飘过)。

武松：san wan bu guo gang

小二：This wine is very strong. One bowl, comfortable. Two bowls, can’t walk.

Three bowls, drunk and fall!，(店小二示范)

武松：（喝一口，挤笑）Who am i? Wu Song! Even 18 bowls is nothing for me.

Give me wine!(咆哮，敲桌子)

小二：But you must call this number first.(棺材预订飘过) Then I will serve you

more wine.

武松：（勉强同意，接手机）Nokia ！Hello!.......

小二：Here is your wine. But your last meal, I think

武松：（喝了两碗，抢起坛子灌酒，喝罢，拎着他的棍子就走）

小二：Where are you going, sir？

武松：Jing yang gang

小二：Oh, my god. You want to die? There is a tiger there. You’d better not go

today. It’s dark.

武松：(醉醺醺地) A tiger? I’ll kill it! Look ! I am so strong. I am good at Kong

Fu!(秀肌肉，舞弄棍子，踢腿。)

小二：You are drunk. Don’t go.

武松：(生气) Go away! (摇摇晃晃走了)

小二：（祈祷）e mi tuo fo! God bless you! A men!