老友记1-10季中英文剧本之207 The One Where Ross Finds Out

老友记1-10季中英文剧本之

207 The One Where Ross Finds Out

207 罗斯发现瑞秋对他有意思 我是哪里不对?我看起来不够有趣吗?

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.] CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me? RACH: So, how was the party? CHAN: Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive? PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting. CHAN: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight? PHOE: No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation. MNCA: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you. CHAN: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time. MNCA: Please. ALL: C'mon. Let her. Yeah. CHAN: Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home. PHOE: Your boobs are fine. Look, I never should have said anything. Come here. Come here. [hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back] Oh, can't make.... hands... meet.... OPENING TITLES [Scene: Hallway between the apartments. Chandler comes out wearing spandex, jogging in place. Monica is there.] CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What? MNCA: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before. CHAN: And we're changing. [jogs back in his apartment] [Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind] [Scene: Back in Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is doing situps.] MNCA: C'mon give me five more. Five more. CHAN: [weakly] No. MNCA: Five more and I'll flash you. CHAN: One. . . two. . . two and a half. OK, just show me one of them. [Scene: Central Perk. Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. Rachel is working.] CHAN: [slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. [Joey intercepts the cup and puts it down for him]. She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And now, they won't bring me my mail anymore. [Phoebe enters.] RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night? PHOE: Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restraunt, ordered champagne, nice. JOEY: The guy still won't put out, huh?

我是有哪里讨人厌吗? 派对好玩吗? 难玩死了有个女人对我大送秋波 我有那么不讨人喜欢吗? 不，才怪 我也是一样 每当我增加了一点点重量我就开始质疑一 切了 你说我变胖了? 你要…? 不是，不是重量说绝缘体比较恰当 钱德，我正在失业迫切需要做点事情 你要不要运动?我可以重塑你 我很想， 但那或许会妨碍我

那些无所事事的 时间 拜托啦 对啦，让她做一下嘛 但我穿上紧身衣后，胸部比你大的话，我就 不来了 好，开始吧 怎么了? 没什么只是没看过你穿紧身裤而已呀 我去换衣服 加油，再做五个 再五个 做就给你看波波 做就给你看波波 …二点五 好了，给我看一边吧 中央公园 她疯了 那个女人疯了 上班前，上班后，上班哮 她叫我在公司做收臀运动 现在，他们不再送邮件给我了 菲菲，你昨晚跟史考怎么样? 不错呀带他去一家浪漫的餐厅… …点了香槟，很好 那个家伙还是不行动啊? 不，零蛋，没有 真遗憾，菲菲 我不在乎慢慢的来 我很喜欢他 他这个人很有趣，人也很甜 他干嘛那么矜持呢? 或许他跟我们反方向开车 你懂我的意思吧?