妙趣横生的英语幽默故事汇(笑掉你的后槽牙)

但是怎么这么臭"医生说：太好了!既然你的嗅觉正常了，门开始治听觉吧。

4.Psychiatrist心理医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "l've got trouble.Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. l'm going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and l'II cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. " I'll sleep on it, " said Jerry. Six months later the doctormet Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.¨For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for$10．"" Is that so! How?"¨He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

杰瑞去看心理医生。¨医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了I ‘给我一年时间，¨医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。¨¨怎么收费呢？”¨每次一百美元。 ‘我会认真考虑的。¨杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，¨为什么你再也没来呢？¨医生问。¨一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。真的？他怎么做到的？”他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那儿没人了！

5.我考了100分

A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!

一个狡猾的女孩说："妈妈，我今天在学校得了一个100分！"

The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."

妈妈回答说："太好了，小可爱。跟我说说情况."

The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling." 这个女孩不情愿地说："嗯，我数学得了20分，历史得了30分,拼写得了50分。